Uncle Lazer's Big Confession | First Date with Lauren Compton
On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the one and only Uncle Lazer brings wild stories, gel tip confessions, and even cocaine tales with mama.
Lauren dives into love, relationships, what turns him on, and whether he’s ready to settle down—plus plenty of laughs from Lazer’s standup journey. And keep an ear out for his signature random facts sprinkled throughout the date.
Chaotic, unfiltered, and surprisingly sweet—proof that good conversation is the real win on a first date.
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First Date Ep. 120
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:47 - Co-parenting
00:03:28 - Appetizer Questions
00:10:57 - Uncle Lazer's Random Facts
00:13:09 - The Homeless
00:14:22 - Get Tips Baby
00:15:26 - Lazer's Turn Ons
00:17:30 - In Love
00:19:33 - Love An Ol' Lady
00:21:06 - Addicted To Sex
00:23:05 - When Will He Settle?
00:25:03 - Good Conversations Are A Win
00:27:00 - Meeting A Jew
00:29:48 - No Anal
00:30:35 - Cocaine With Mama
00:33:24 - Starting Standup
00:35:40 - Leaving a Witch
00:40:35 - Lauren's Fruit Addiction
00:44:37 - Lazer's Random Fact
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Big Daddy Vibes w/ Ian Bagg | First Date with Lauren Compton
Comedian and actor Ian Bagg joins Lauren Compton on First Date for a fast, funny, and unfiltered conversation about love, marriage, and everything in between. Ian shares how he met his wife, the story behind his proposal, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.
From spotting red flags to knowing when to walk away, Lauren and Ian mix real talk with sharp comedy, plus a few wild detours into food, movies, and dad jokes.
Smart, honest, and hilarious — this episode is packed with laughs and a dose of truth.
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ianbagg/
Comedy & tour info: https://ianbagg.com/links
First Date Ep. 119
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:57 - Favorite Food
00:04:07 - Red Flag Alert
00:07:54 - Big Wedding
00:11:42 - Meeting The Wife
00:13:17 - Popping The Question
00:18:21 - Lose Weight Fatty
00:22:47 - Scorpio Dad Joke
00:24:59 - Australia vs. CA
00:29:04 - Movie Chatter
00:31:19 - Supporting The Lady
00:33:02 - How To Exit A Relationship
00:36:47 - Ian/s Favorite Place
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Blame It On The Zodiac w/ Kerryn Feehan | First Date with Lauren Compton
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🎙️ Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Kerryn Feehan for a first date full of laughs, honesty, and a little chaos. Kerryn opens up about the perks of being single, why she takes things slow, and her firm “no kids” stance (unless the perfect guy comes along). From young bucks chasing older women to the astrology girlies running the dating scene, nothing’s off the table.
They also get into:
Why every girl needs a “Six Hour Boyfriend”
Why moderation matters in dating
Dating young guys vs. dating gym rats
Why bringing a date to your comedy show is a bad idea
How Kerryn makes her exit when things go south
A hilarious, no-filter dive into modern dating with one of comedy’s sharpest voices.
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First Date Ep. 118
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:34 - Single and Free
00:03:03 - Dating All Over The Place
00:05:26 - Kerryn Takes Thing Slow
00:10:51 - No Kids Please
00:13:06 - Need A Cuddle Person
00:17:27 - Extremes Are A No
00:19:34 - Young Bucks Love An Old Broad
00:20:58 - Astrology Girlies
00:24:29 - Serious Relationships
00:31:00 - Talking To Exes
00:34:40 - Don't Come To My Show
00:35:52 - Gym Boys
00:36:58 - Deformed Hot Guys
00:39:42 - Love Language
00:41:17 - Bad Date Exits
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From Barstool To The Big Screen w/ John Feitelberg | First Date with Lauren Compton
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Lauren Compton goes on a first date with Les Mascot's own John Feitelberg 💥
John’s approach? Hang out… then hit them with, “Are we dating?”
They cover:
🔥 Awkward chivalry rules
🔥 Table-ordering power plays
🔥 Dating horror stories you won’t believe
John also spills on:
🎥 His love for movies
🎯 How working in comedy wasn't on his list
📰 His work at Barstool Sports
✨ Check out John Feitelberg’s new show Les Mascots!
John stars as Henry, a Broadway actor sharing a tiny apartment with his eccentric roommate while performing as Elmo & Cookie Monster in Times Square. Think stand-up energy meets backstage chaos—packed with laughs, punchlines, and comedy chaos!
👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nsdt4GhqiU
First Date Ep. 117
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:11 - John's Pookie
00:05:56 - Who Is Feitelberg?
00:09:38 - Mr. Monogamous
00:17:40 - Falling In Love
00:22:21 - Chivalry?
00:27:38 - Only Child Problems
00:32:29 - Feitelberg's Redflags
00:44:31 - Love Is Exhausting
00:46:09 - Feit's Special Move
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Timmy No Brakes: Jacket Stays On | First Date with Lauren Compton
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On this episode of First Date Podcast, Lauren Compton sits down with Timmy No Brakes for a wild ride of a date. From his poly life to dream interpreting, Timmy opens up in hilarious and sometimes unexpected ways. He even shares how he gets chicks, what gives him the “ick,” and why he thinks Lauren needs to do Kill Tony.
The conversation gets raw when Lauren reveals her old OnlyFans account, Timmy shares his thoughts (and strategies) on condoms, and things take a turn when he unexpectedly breaks down in tears.
It’s raw, it’s hilarious, it’s Timmy No Brakes.
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First Date Ep. 116
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:25 - Poly Timmy
00:07:54 - Dream Interpreter
00:11:02 - Timmy's Acting
00:16:19 - Women Want Him
00:20:41 - Lauren's OnlyFans
00:29:04 - Timmy's Ick
00:32:38 - Someone's Cumming
00:37:15 - The Break Up
00:39:58 - Big Romantic
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Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in!