Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

• YMH LIVE Is Back! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 799

  YMH Live is back and better than ever! We're going all out for our tenth live show, tickets go on sale tomorrow (2/26) at 7am CT on ymhstudios.com. Touch our camera through the fence, chomos! SPONSORS: Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh. Visit https://RedwoodOutdoors.com and use code YMH to save $175. Get 15% off at https://truewerk.com/ymh. Pull those jeans up over your head! It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos. Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares. Your Mom’s House Ep. 799 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open to legal residents of the 50 U.S./D.C., age 18+ (19+ in AL and NE, 21+ in MS). Void outside 50 U.S./D.C. and where prohibited. Sweepstakes starts 2/26/25 and ends 7:30pm CT on 3/7/25. Two ways to enter: (1) visit livestream.ymhstudios.com, purchase a ticket to attend Tenth YMH Live Show airing 3/7/25, follow link on confirmation screen, and complete and submit a survey with all required information, or (2) enter for free by visiting YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX and complete and submit a survey with all required information. By entering you agree to receive periodic marketing emails from Sponsor and may unsubscribe at any time. ARV of one prize: $10,000. For full Official Rules: YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX. Sponsor: John John Productions LLC, 2049 Century Park East, Suite 1400, Los Angeles, CA 90067. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:03 - Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads 00:15:41 - Opening Clip: Big Word, What? 00:21:16 - YMH LIVE X 00:24:57 - More 'Appy Burfdays 00:30:51 - Puff Daddy Doc 00:37:14 - Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright 00:39:21 - Comedy Show Fails 00:49:12 - Tour Dates & OnlyFans 00:53:09 - Clip: Dad Pranks 00:56:09 - Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband 00:58:22 - Clip: Morning Rub 01:00:03 - My Husbands Not Gay 01:06:05 - Clip: Pissfluencers 01:06:50 - Back To The Gay Husband Show 01:10:52 - Too Fat For Waymo 01:15:19 - Hit And Run 01:21:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:23 - Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul 01:30:40 - Clip: Down For Some Me Time 01:31:24 - Clip: Fart Hard 01:32:21 - Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798

  SPONSORS: Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://MintMobile.com/mom. Sign up now and join the over 13 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $22 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to get started. Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not? We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House! Your Mom’s House Ep. 798 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:45 - Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts 00:08:49 - Try It Out Tommy 00:17:14 - Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret 00:21:10 - Clip: Whistling The Hits 00:24:12 - Clip: Bert Kershire 00:27:11 - Clip: Danger Farts 00:30:40 - Clip: Trust Black Women 00:32:44 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem 00:35:16 - Clip: Charo Disney Employee 00:36:13 - The Service Industry 00:43:59 - Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy 00:58:35 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks 01:01:54 - Clip: Jaden Smith's Castle Hat 01:02:26 - Goth Tom 01:04:35 - Clip: Spirit Airlines Throw Down 01:06:08 - Black Chicks, Cholas, & White Boyz 01:14:46 - Clip: Eye Witness News 01:17:08 - Clip: Are You Dating A Misandrist? 01:19:28 - Clip: Open Defacation TED Talk 01:23:33 - A Message To Candace Owens 01:30:44 - Some TikToks 01:34:30 - Closing Song: "10 Milli Tom" by Rick G Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797

  Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase. Try VIIA Hemp! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man. Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks. Your Mom’s House Ep. 797 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler 00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler 00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys 00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin' 00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment 00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks 00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order 00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested 00:52:54 - TikToks 00:57:59 - A Normal Life 01:11:23 - Clip: A Barrel Roll 01:14:20 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:17:31 - Garth Brooks 01:22:34 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796

  Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/ymh. Just go to https://LiveGood.com/YMH to save 10% on your first order. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below! Your Mom’s House Ep. 796 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:13 - Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner 00:05:49 - Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It 00:13:09 - Christina Makes A Great Point 00:15:57 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru 00:19:32 - Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj 00:26:43 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem 00:30:43 - William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse 00:34:32 - Clip: Norm Summerton 00:35:28 - Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong 00:36:31 - The Romani People 00:43:10 - Gauntlet Of Puke 00:53:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:58:02 - Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal 00:58:58 - Clip: Flossing Nurse 01:01:01 - Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix 01:02:41 - TikToks 01:16:04 - Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

  Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to https://zbiotics.com/YMH and use YMH at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquid-iv.com/ and use code YMH at checkout. It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton. Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious! Your Mom’s House Ep. 795 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips 00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol? 00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent 00:13:41 - RPC 00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit 00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form 00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels 00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You 00:31:38 - The Royal "We" 00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman 00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality? 00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting 00:48:44 - Cancel Culture 00:54:07 - Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats 00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny 01:02:52 - Brendan Walsh 01:07:45 - Colin Quinn & Dave Attell 01:11:56 - The Best Of The Best 01:17:47 - Classic Comedies 01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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