Halley and Jaz are back: with way too much to catch up on. from summer travel whiplash to an exciting (but mysterious) Costa Rica work trip, they’re trying to slow down… but obviously, that’s not happening. they recap Halley’s Europe adventures, reflect on hosting everyone except themselves all summer, and spiral over how there are somehow only eight weekends of summer left. (how did that happen?)naturally, the convo devolves into a full Love Island debrief. spoiler alert: they don’t trust the producers, they’ve got big opinions on Nic and Olandria, and yes, they’re still obsessed with Amaya. they also get deep about cancel culture, double standards between men and women, childhood bedroom redesigns, babysitting horror stories, sneaky Rite Aid thefts, and why college dorming should honestly be illegal. ALSO: a lot of your questions get answered, and the answers are JUICY!this episode is a chaotic cocktail of nostalgia, unfiltered advice, and friendship rants with a side of sassiness & tea-spilling. it’s everything you didn’t know you needed: just press play and let the rollercoaster begin. Timestamps 0:22 - Travels & life updates3:15 - Love Island Finale 10:20 - Our take on music these days13:08 - Would we buy the original Birkin 15:12 - Questions from our followers 38:08 - Do Kevin and Reed get to have opinions when it comes to decorating the houses 43:16 - PB Teen & American Girl Dolls LinksHelloFresh: Sign up for HelloFresh and get 10 free meals with a free item in every box! Hellofresh.com/delusional10FM Cash App: Download Cash App Today #CashAppPartner #CashAppPod https://cash.app/?utm_source=episodic&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=episodic_podscale_delusionaldiaries_2025&shortlink=8u4300cq&af_dp=cashme%3A%2F%2F&c=Episodic_Podscale_DelusionalDiaries_2025&pid=Episodic-to-App&af_xp=custom&source_caller=uiSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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mid-july adventures
this week on delusional diaries, halley and jaz are back and buzzier than ever… literally fresh off getting their ears re-pierced and botox topped off (because, duh). they’re taking you inside the chaos of their lives lately: wimbledon, pimm’s, why jaz is officially back on her “freeze my face” era…but that’s just the beginning. halley spills all the details on her eurotrip-esque paris + london adventure, from chaotic eurostar nightmares to staying at the ritz, plus yes, we finally get the tea on why reed didn’t propose the girls also reflect on aging, looking hot at 50, married life weirdness, family holiday traditions (including an accidental thanksgiving meltdown, oops), and the constant struggle of being hot and hyper-analyzed on camera.botox? yes. wimbledon? yes. almost crying at the train station? also yes. this episode is everything you could wish for… Timestamps:0:17 - Our new additions 2:51 - Botox refresh8:06 - Wimbledon & our love of tennis12:53 - We need some sleep15:22 - Euro travels 24:13 - Jaz is a sister-in-law30:36 - Workout accountability 37:44 - Jaz’s houseLinks ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/diaries to find and instantly book a top-rated doctorSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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hot takes in the hamptons
this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are in the Hamptons with fresh summer cuts and full of 4th of July energy. the episode kicks off with a much-needed hair update and a debate over who really has the shorter cut. spoiler: no one actually knows what an inch is. they swap stories about childhood holiday traditions, chaotic firework moments, and working family fair booths. they also dive deep into their own anxious inner child moments, like waking your mom up at 2AM and silently praying you wouldn’t get screamed at, and share a few reflections on religion, OCD tendencies, and growing empathy for their moms now that they’re older. it’s equal parts hilarious and weirdly healing.of course, it wouldn’t be a Delusional Diaries episode without some breaking down of reality TV and whatnot. the girls go in on the current Love Island season, debating who’s real, who’s fake, and who’s getting done dirty by editing. throw in some blackout flashbacks, boat day dreams, and home renovation updates, and you’ve got the ultimate summer chaos.Timestamps:0:16 - We got our Summer cuts 3:04 - July 4th nostalgia 11:15 - Jaz 4th of July redemption year 14:19 - when you had to wake up your parents in the middle of the night 19:36 - Love Island thoughts pre-frontal lobe convos 28:25 - Jaz’s new house updates 36:57 - What’s your villain origin story 46:30 - What conspiracy theory do you believe 49:21 - Kylie Jenner lip kits 50:43 - Sleepovers growing up and our sneaking out stories Links: SeatGeek: Use code delusional10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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neighbors everywhere
this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are recording from the Hamptons (!!) and taking you inside their whirlwind of adulting chaos, dream purchases, and so much more. from Jaz buying her literal dream car (a vintage yellow beetle, those who know, know) to co-owning a BOAT with Halley (yep, you read that right), the girls are leaning all the way into their main character lives. they talk about dream dates, anxiety meds, getting boat licenses, and how they’re basically chosen family now.on top of that, a very special Tulum recap, the most unhinged hangover stories, and why Halley fought Amex customer service with the wrath of a thousand suns. and if you’ve ever wondered whether these two could survive in a war? that gets answered too (kinda). this is one of those episodes you won’t wanna miss… Timestamps0:17 - Everything Hamptons 14:11 - Flight anxiety and future travels25:42 - Tulum and WaterBoy29:00 - Banning phones at concerts?30:48 - Ideal date 34:18 - Our travel dynamic 37:19 - Worst hangover stories49:20 - Reasons we couldn’t be drafted into war 52:36 - Would you rather… LinksQuince: Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 returnsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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its been real fun ft. Connor Wood
this week the girls aren’t alone… they are joined by Connor Wood — comedian, touring performer, and social media personality. you might know him from his stand-up shows or his viral Instagram reels, but today he’s steering the conversation right alongside Halley and Jaz.he sits down with the girls this week & opens up about so many things that are going on in his life, he shares stories about touring, including a heartfelt appreciation for the Midwest and he lets us in onto a day of his in NYC. the trio has a very insightful conversation regarding the dating scene in LA vs. NY, flight anxiety, wellness trends and novelties, being ghosted and a lot more… this episode is chaotic, vulnerable, hilarious, and Connor fits in like he’s been on the pod forever. make sure to tune in & listen anywhere you stream your favorite podcasts… this one is not to be missed!Timestamps 0:21 - How we tricked Connor into coming onto the podcast 6:48 - Connor left his wallet in a taxi 11:59 - We are nervous flyers 18:48 - Connor’s day in NYC 25:47 - Our DMs are getting blown up about Connor 36:12 - Why did Connor move to New York 40:47 - What’s Connor’s pre and post show routine? 51:31 - Connor’s parents coming to his show Links SeatGeek: Use code delusional10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/diaries to find and instantly book a top-rated doctorSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Join Halley and Jaz every Thursday. The girls are bringing you along as they chat through navigating their lives in NYC. They chat through dating, friendships, hot takes and more. Listen and feel like you're on FaceTime with your best friends laughing through the ups and downs of life.
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