Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect

An absolutely packed episode featuring Kansas City Royals All Star Bobby Witt Jr., a Gen Z vs. Millennial slang showdown, and the Dude Perfect Interns facing off in TOE WRESTLING?! 

The Dudes start by diving into Team USA's massive hockey gold medal win and debating Olympic overtime rules, followed by another edition of Gen Z vs. Millennial, where Intern Jackson quizzes Garrett and Sparky on the latest slang terms like “wigmaxxed” and “larp”. Plus, a random Almost Sport—toe wrestling—somehow gets both intern Jackson and Graham battling it out in a best-of-three showdown. Then Bobby Witt Jr. joins for two blind ranking games—first ranking the toughest pitchers he’s ever faced, including Shohei Ohtani, Tarik Skubal, and Gerrit Cole, and then ranking the best ballpark foods. The Twins also stop by to introduce Dude Perfect’s new book, Cory gives an update on his taste and smell recovery, and the episode wraps with wild voicemails, that lead to some surprising hot takes. If you’ve got a question, hot take, or your own Almost Athlete moment, head to AlmostAthletes.com or call (972) 805-8866 to be featured on the show.

Chapters: 

00:00 Introduction 

02:25 Olympic Recap 

07:55 Gen Z vs Millennial Slang Game

30:10 Almost Sports: Toe Wrestling 

32:50 Intern Jackson vs Intern Graham Toe Wrestle 

35:15 Bobby Witt Jr. Introduction 

43:05 World Baseball Classic 

50:10 Bobby’s Favorite Stadium To Hit In 

56:30 New Era Of Baseball 

58:58 Bobby’s Squad Games Draft 

01:00:45 Top 5 Toughest Pitchers Bobby Has Faced 

01:05:55 Top 5 Stadium Food 

01:12:45 Coby & Cory Cotton Introduction 

01:14:50 Book Release Announcement 

01:21:25 Cory’s Taste Bud Update 

01:26:35 Voicemail #1: What Is The Worst Chore Around The House?

01:32:23 Voicemail #2: Hair Back Or Perfect Refs In Football? 

01:37:25: Voicemail #3: Coby; What Did Zero Gravity Feel Like?

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Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect is (almost) a sports podcast. Tune in weekly to hear the dudes’ hottest sports takes, great debates, interviews with your favorite athletes and entertainers, and hilarious BTS from all things Dude Perfect. 

New episodes drop every Wednesday. 

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NBA All-Star Weekend takes center stage as the guys break down Cody’s big moment against Tacko Fall in the Celebrity Game and Sparky’s game winning shot in the Creator Cup. The Dudes give all the behind-the-scenes details of the weekend’s biggest moments, debate the new All-Star format, and rank their own DP Hoops performances. They then pivot into a deep dive on the Winter vs. Summer Olympics, which events qualify as “Almost Sports,” and building the ultimate Olympic Squad Games roster. Then Noah Eagle joins the pod to share his broadcasting journey before helping judge the craziest fan-submitted Almost Athlete fail videos yet, ranking each one 1–10 in a brutally honest showdown. You guys have been crushing it with all of the submissions! Let’s keep it up—if you’ve got a question, hot take, or your own Almost Athlete moment, head to AlmostAthletes.com or call (972) 805-8866 to be featured on the show.

Chapters: 

00:00 Introduction 

01:20 Creator Cup Review 

06:00 Cody Jones’ NBA All Star Celebrity Game

15:00 24 Team College Football Playoff 

19:00 Sparky’s Fan Obsession 

21:55 Almost Sport: Is Sleeping A Sport Or Almost Sport 

25:35 Sparky Bonding With Tyler’s Sons

29:05 Cody’s Radical Fashion 

29:35 Winter Olympics 

32:15 Voicemail #1: Pet Snake Or Pet Alligator 

33:45 Voicemail #2: Summer Or Winter Olympics 

37:30 Voicemail #3: Who Is America Sending To The Olympic Squad Games?

40:50 Voicemail #4: What Sport Is An Almost Sport?

48:10 Noah Eagle Introduction 

55:55 Noah’s Favorite Sport To Call 

58:55 NBA: Now Vs Then 

01:11:30 Almost Athlete Fan Fails 

01:31:15 Two Min Warning 

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Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect is (almost) a sports podcast. Tune in weekly to hear the dudes’ hottest sports takes, great debates, interviews with your favorite athletes and entertainers, and hilarious BTS from all things Dude Perfect. 

New episodes drop every Wednesday. 

Follow along on all platforms.  

Listen to the pod on your morning commute or wherever it finds you:

Apple: - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-athletes-with-dude-perfect/id1834502483

Spotify: - https://open.spotify.com/show/55gaQm31JIbp6td7QtYsPU?si=6423db3118ac497f

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Two-time Super Bowl champ Eli Manning joins the pod to reveal what really happens behind-the-scenes for the players during Super Bowl week, talks about the stress of buying gifts for his linemen, how the quarterback position has evolved, his favorite young QBs, and whether he still has any snaps left. Eli also discusses Arch Manning’s expectations after his first season at UT, the success of the Manningcast, and drafts his ideal lineup of NFL quarterbacks for a theoretical Squad Games team. The conversation builds toward a brotherly Peyton vs. Eli game, where Eli reveals which Manning brother is superior. The episode closes with a Valentine’s Day takeover as Cody’s wife Allison and Tyler’s wife Bethany stop by for the Dudelywed game, where the couples guess how their partners will answer questions about their marriage and the answers will surprise you. If you have a question, hot take, or your own Almost Athlete moment, go to AlmostAthletes.com or call in at (972) 805-8866.

Chapters: 

00:00 Introduction

00:45 Super Bowl Recap 

03:30 Super Bowl Halftime

05:55 Eli Manning Introduction 

08:05 Eli’s Signature On Jerry’s World 

11:40 Eli’s Favorite Super Bowl Memories 

13:30 Growing Up In The Manning House 

17:00 Eli’s Health Throughout The Years

19:00 QBs Christmas Gifts

 22:45 Differences In QB Play: Now vs Then 

24:35 Eli’s Favorite Young QBs

25:40 Does Eli Have Any Snaps Left In Him? 

27:00 Dream QB Squad Games Roster 

33:40 Most Embarrassing Song On Eli’s Phone 

38:30 Peyton or Eli? 

47:35 Eli At The Movies 

48:40 Blind Sports Movie Ranking 

52:15 Eli’s Almost Athlete Moment 

57:07 Cody & Allison Jones, Tyler & Bethany Toney 

01:06:20 The Dudelywed Game 

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Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect is (almost) a sports podcast. Tune in weekly to hear the dudes’ hottest sports takes, great debates, interviews with your favorite athletes and entertainers, and hilarious BTS from all things Dude Perfect. 

New episodes drop every Wednesday. 

Follow along on all platforms.  

Listen to the pod on your morning commute or wherever it finds you:

Apple: - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-athletes-with-dude-perfect/id1834502483

Spotify: - https://open.spotify.com/show/55gaQm31JIbp6td7QtYsPU?si=6423db3118ac497f

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Splash Brother, Dallas Maverick, and future Hall of Famer Klay Thompson joins the pod to rank his top five NBA shooters of all time, share his Almost Athlete moment, and give his teammate Cooper Flagg a surprising player comparison. But first, the Dudes give their final Super Bowl predictions, rank their top five all-time halftime shows, and share hot takes on the upcoming NBA trade deadline. Plus, Tyler’s “Big Soap” debate pops up again thanks to a voicemail from a desperate mother. Things wrap with pure chaos as Sparky, Jackson, and Graham face off in a mind-bending NBA Spelling Bee that proves knowing ball and spelling names are two very different skills. If you have a question, hot take, or your own Almost Athlete moment, go to AlmostAthletes.com or call (972) 805-8866.

Chapters: 

00:00 Introduction 

03:05 Punxsutawney Phil Prediction 

06:30 Super Bowl Weekend 

09:25 Dude Perfects All Time Favorite Super Bowls 

12:55 Bad Bunny Emmy / Halftime Show

14:45 Voicemail #1: Rate The Top 5 Super Bowl Halftime 

21:15 Valentines Days Talk 

30:10 NBA Trade Deadline 

32:35 Voicemail #2: Does Tyler Actually NOT Use Soap 

37:25 Voicemail #3: Big Soap Is A Fraud! 

39:15 Voicemail #4: How Often Do You Wash Your Pants?

45:40 Klay Thompson Introduction 

52:30 Klay’s Top 5 Shooters 

56:35 Should The NBA Switch To First To 100pts?

57:55 Klay’s Take On Cooper Flagg

59:10 Klay Thompson’s Ideal Fishing Trip

01:03:50 Intern Jackson & Graham Introduction 

01:07:15 NBA Spelling Bee

01:23:36 Two Minute Warning

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Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect is (almost) a sports podcast. Tune in weekly to hear the dudes’ hottest sports takes, great debates, interviews with your favorite athletes and entertainers, and hilarious BTS from all things Dude Perfect. 

New episodes drop every Wednesday. 

Follow along on all platforms.  

Listen to the pod on your morning commute or wherever it finds you:

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No milk? No problem! In response to a recent debate, the Dudes try a variety of cereals with anything but milk—taste testing combinations with ranch, apple juice, Tang, chocolate milk, and more to see what actually works (and what should never be tried again). But first, the Dudes break down the NFL’s coaching carousel, the Divisional Round, key coaching decisions, and give their Super Bowl and MVP predictions. The conversation jumps from quarterback value to NBA chatter, then into some of the wildest Almost Sports yet: extreme ironing and a mind-blowing 100-meter hot dog challenge. The episode wraps with the Dudes ranking fan-submitted Almost Athlete sports fails and a loaded voicemail segment covering everything from voice cracks to the origins of the Dude Perfect panda, followed by a classic two-minute warning to close it out.

00:00 Introduction

01:15 Cody Jones Introduction 

05:00 Patriots vs Broncos Breakdown 

06:05 Rams vs Seahawks Breakdown 

17:00 Super Bowl Predictions 

19:05 NBA / NCAA Basketball 

24:20 Car Jiu Jitsu

25:30 Almost Sports: 100m Hot Dog Race 

27:45 Almost Sports: Extreme Ironing 

34:16 Cereal Milk Roulette 

54:05 Cory Cotton Introduction 

58:20 Dude Perfect Announcements 

01:04:40 Almost Athlete #1

01:06:20 Almost Athlete #2

01:07:45 Almost Athlete #3

01:09:35 Almost Athlete #4

01:12:35 Almost Athlete #5

01:20:25 Voicemail #1: Voice Cracks? 

01:22:35 Voicemail #2: What The Biggest Animal You Could 1v1?

01:27:45 Voicemail #3: Cory, Why Did You Choose Pink? 

01:29:00 Two Minute Warning 

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Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect is (almost) a sports podcast. Tune in weekly to hear the dudes’ hottest sports takes, great debates, interviews with your favorite athletes and entertainers, and hilarious BTS from all things Dude Perfect. 

New episodes drop every Wednesday. 

Follow along on all platforms.  

Listen to the pod on your morning commute or wherever it finds you:

Apple: - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-athletes-with-dude-perfect/id1834502483

Spotify: - https://open.spotify.com/show/55gaQm31JIbp6td7QtYsPU?si=6423db3118ac497f

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