The Dan Le Batard Show

"The song that also Pitbull did in Aquaman."



Zaslow refuses to let Mike Ryan get him excited for the new Weezer album and claims that the song 'Africa' by Toto sucks. JuJu tells us about the worst hair in sports history, and Chris describes what his hair looks like when wet.
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"That's the picture of Cabo Verde fans y'all got?!"



Tony is a thrill seeker and has the latest story from his adventures, this time with no nestling. Amin is here with his weekend observations, including his takeaways after he finally saw 'The Odyssey', his story of stepping in shit at an airport, and his explanation of why Enes Kanter is a bum in every sense of the word.
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"I give out five stars a little bit willy-nilly."



We keep reacting to the news that the Cleveland Browns named Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback. Zas is upset about a clip from the most recent episode of Rich Paul and Max Kellerman's podcast, which leads us to monitor the Nikola Jokic situation. We are also monitoring the Luka Doncic, Anthony Edwards, and Steph Curry situations. Plus, Zaslow is fired up about Green Lantern, Masters of the Universe is the most-streamed piece of content in history, and we fix field goal kicking in the National Football League.
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"We were brought here as strangers, but this star will make us brothers."



Following one of the most stunning press conferences in NFL history, the gang discusses how the Cleveland Browns could name Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback, and in typical Browns fashion, we interrupt the conversation with the breaking news that the Cleveland Browns have named Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback. Speaking of weird things, Dae'Quan Wright is going to be an LSU Tiger if he clears waivers after being cut by the Cleveland Browns.
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"I'd prefer Kadyn Proctor not to suck. Copyright."



ZASLOW WENT TO THE SHOW! Who the hell is arriving somewhere at 11:00 pm? The Miami Heat have signed Klay Thompson and our guys break down what it means for Miami, and Zas tells us why he thinks the Heat are going to be really good this year. The Miami Dolphins looked terrible over the weekend while Reuben Bain looked really good, so we once again get mad that the Dolphins passed on him. Will we talk about it every day for the rest of his career? Does Inter Miami suck?




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