SCP Archives

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."

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Patrons

Feb 1 - 7

threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Teddy - David Ault

Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah

Operator - Hannah Schooner

Mendoza - Rissa Montanez

Mama Urt - Josh Rubino

Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe

Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

Elevator - Tal Minear

Speedo Man - Derrick Valen

Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

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"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."

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Patrons

Jan 22 - Jan 31

Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Teddy - David Ault

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins

Interviewer - Marquiz Moore

Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger

Mama Urt - Josh Rubino

Little Timmy - Tal Minear

Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr

 

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM
www.Bloody-Disgusting.com
www.SCParchives.com

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"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"

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Patrons

Jan 15 - Jan 21

Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW!

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Teddy - David Ault

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

David - Chris Harris-Beechy

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton

D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein

Chauffer - Rissa Montanez

Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner

Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe

Interviewer - Marquiz Moore

D-12601 - Daisy McNamara

D-12603 - Hannah Schooner

D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah

D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

 

Presented by Bloody FM
www.Bloody-Disgusting.com
www.SCParchives.com

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"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."

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Patrons

Jan 8 - Jan 14

Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton

D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein

Elevator - Tal Minear

Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger

Office Worker 1 - Shelby Novak

Office Worker 2 - Mike Fielding

Office Worker 3 - Chris Harris-Beechy

Scientist 1 - Pacific S. Obadiah

Scientist 2 - B. Narr

Security Guard - Damon Alums

Research Assistant - Daisy McNamara

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

 

Presented by Bloody FM
www.Bloody-Disgusting.com
www.SCParchives.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod
Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
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"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."

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Patrons

Jan 1 - Jan 7

Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia!

Cast & Crew

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Rodney - TJ Berry

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Jack - Brandon P Jenkins

David - Chris Harris-Beechey

Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano

D-12601 - Daisy McNamara

D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah

D-12603 - Hannah Schooner

D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera

Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park  

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM
www.Bloody-Disgusting.com
www.SCParchives.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod
Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social
Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives
Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com


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