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AVN Top 500
Athletes are gearing up for the annual "Suck Off" championship, a competition dedicated to crowning the woman with the best "oral technique." Top coach, Jeff, loses his star contender, The Mouth, after she quits mid-round during an exhibition match. Desperate for a new would-be star ‘athlete’ to compete for the world title, he finds the perfect candidate in the form of the shy and inexperienced Tammy. Realizing her tremendous potential, Jeff convinces her to begin a rigorous training process, but when reigning champion Cynthia Silkthroat, and her sleazy manager Jake the Snake, get wind of Tammy’s incredible abilities, they begin a sinister campaign to ensure she doesn’t win the coveted title…
One of the last hurrah’s from the hardcore theatrical era, Paul Vatelli’s STIFF COMPETITION is a snappily paced sex farce boasting an all-star cast, headlined by Gina Carrera (Suburbia), Cyndee Summers (Taboo IV), John Leslie (SexWorld), Herschel Savage (Trashy Lady), and Kitten Natividad (Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens). 

Studio: Caballero Home Video
Series: Stiff Competition
Run Time: 1 hrs. 32 mins.

Starring:  Bridgette Monet, Cyndee Summers, Jenna Carrera, Kitten Natividad, Patti Wright, David Cannon, Herschel Savage, John Leslie, Kevin James , Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy
Categories:  '80s, Athletes, AVN Awards, AVN Top 500, Awards, Blowjobs, Character, Classic, Classic Plot, Comedy, Couples, Feature, Group Sex, Oral, Orgy, Plot Oriented, Sport Plots

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Lust, Desire, Satisfaction and so much more all come together in... Tapestry of Passion
Private detective Johnny Wadd is hot on the case of a mysterious and beautiful woman known as 'The Black Widow' whose lovers have an unfortunate habit of dying...

Starring:  Annette Haven, Desiree West, Joan Devlon, Leslie Bovee, Sharon Thorpe, Suzy Chung, Veronica Taylor, John Holmes, John Leslie
Categories:  '70s, Appearance, Big Dicks, Classic, Classic Plot, Classic Star Showcase, Feature, Plot Oriented, Popular with Women, Star Showcase

Studio: Peekarama
Series: Johnny Wadd
Director:  Alan Colberg
Run Time: 1 hrs. 18 mins.
Release Year: 1975

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She's An Automatic Weapon.
Get ready for action with adult film's hottest blonde! Jill Kelly is a desperado on the run in this, the latest erotic action thriller from Brad Armstrong and Greg Steele. She electrifies the screen in a role that will have you on the edge of your seat, and at the point of no return. And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bedroom...you're Double Crossed, dude.

Studio: Wicked Pictures
Director:  Brad Armstrong
Run Time: 1 hrs. 12 mins.
Release Year: 1995

Starring:  Jeanna Fine, Jill Kelly, Liza Harper, Nici Sterling, Brad Armstrong, Brick Majors, Steven St. Croix
Categories:  '90s, Action, Appearance, Big Tits, Blowjobs, Classic, Classic Plot, Couples, Cumshots, Double Enders, Facials, Feature, Oral, Petite, Plot Oriented, Popular with Women, Sex Toy Play

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This is the girl your mother warned you about...You should have listened.
1999 AVN Award Winner for Best Film of The Year.
AVN Top 500 - Vince Vouyer is a burnt out vice cop obsessed with a 40-year-old murder spree. The killings were committed, it is believed, by a prostitute dubbed the "femme fatale." Vince thinks he has a suspect - in photos of each of the crime scenes, he sees, or thinks he sees, long-legged, tall call girl Lauren Montgomery. This is hardly compelling evidence, however, because Vince is a known alcoholic and hardly an impartial investigator, since his father was one of the victims of the original spree. Incredible sex is the rule here, from Vince's wicked threesome with partner Shanna McCullough and hooker Erika Bella to Hakan and Sylvia Saint's incredible anal session. "This is solid, satisfying storytelling with sex - a lot of what porn should be."

Starring:  Erika Bella, Jacklyn Lick, Lauren Montgomery, Shanna McCullough, Silvia Saint, Hacan Serbes, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Steve Hatcher, Vince Vouyer
Categories:  '90s, AVN Awards, AVN Best Film Winners By Year, AVN Top 500, Awards, Classic, Couples, Feature, Plot Oriented, Popular with Women, X - Rated Greatest Adult Movies Of All Time

Studio: Pleasure Productions
Series: Looker
Director:  Nic Cramer
Run Time: 1 hrs. 23 mins.
Release Year: 1998
Released: Nov 25 1998

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