The Official Podcast

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Three close man-friends gather around to talk about exploring the great
country that is the United States of America. This is the Official
Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below.

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Episode 498: Recorded 24/07/26

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Timestamps:
[00:00:00] Intro
[00:04:04] Australian slang is weird
[00:10:40] Travelling in America via Train
[00:23:26] The Dollar Tree Gooner
[00:24:33] Bodycam videos
[00:32:50] Things Jackson likes about America
[00:47:46] Homelessness, drugs, and city problems
[00:58:41] Wrap

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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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Episode 497: Recorded 15/07/26

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Timestamps:
[00:00:00] Intro
[00:02:23] Shane Nox saga update
[00:25:01] Introducing Joseph Malik
[00:36:21] Joseph Malik being a tough guy stories
[01:00:08] More Malik stories
[01:17:40] Health, music, and old photos
[01:37:27] Finishing Elden Ring
[01:38:41] Donkey Kong Bonanza impressions
[01:42:00] Arc Raiders player count
[01:45:37] Outro

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https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork

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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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Episode 496: Recorded 06/07/26

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Timestamps:
[00:00:00] Intro
[00:03:43] Using a laser pointer at the FIFA World Cup
[00:13:23] Soccer gameplay complaints
[00:14:36] Glazing Haaland
[00:20:01] Egypt sideline meltdown clip
[00:21:40] Senegal towel theft clip
[00:26:58] More soccer talk
[00:31:59] Fourth of July stories
[00:59:01] Outro

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Other Shows:
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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Additional Links:
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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Three close man-friends gather around to talk about the world cup. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below.

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Episode 495: Recorded 30/06/26

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Other Shows:
https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork

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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Additional Links:
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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Two close man-friends gather around to talk about Shane Nokes. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below.

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Episode 494: Recorded 23/06/26

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Timestamps:
[00:00:00] Intro
[00:05:45] Introducing Patrick Tomlinson
[00:09:24] The Shane Nokes threat persona
[00:24:26] Child prodigy claims
[00:51:16] Mod fantasies and forum threats
[00:53:44] Patrick and Shane lore
[01:36:47] Charity dentist review
[01:42:02] Outro

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Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox):
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Other Shows:
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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Additional Links:
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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