"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
From their homes, Kareem and Abdullah also discuss NYC smelling like worms, slugs are unhoused snails, Abdullah's alt take that was "we should make farting socially acceptable" but it had already done, two cat households, Kareem needing a bodyguard, brown guys at Vice, what it felt like when Abdullah got the phone call greenlighting his show Deli Boys, eating shit sandwiches in Hollywood, deciding to being the mysterious strong silent type at 34, America rewarding assholes, Abdullah's take was mansplaining, when your therapist is also your couple’s therapist, debuting the new sting for our weekly segment TAKES ON TAKES, no shoes households, Kareem getting cast for Deli Boys Season 2 and other stuff.
Host: Kareem Rahma
Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo
Editor and Sound Producer: Dale Eisinger
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley
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1:14:27
"Bring back segregation!!!" with Joyelle Nicole Johnson
From their homes, Kareem and Joyelle also discuss White spicy, Black Las Vegas, Kareem v. Karim v. Krem, Oprah v. Orpah, being North African American, Italians are white, everyone should be forced to work as a server for a while, omakase, eating everything with chopsticks, all men wishing they were standup comedians, rawdogging life with no therapy, being head of social media for the Army, monoculture, how most coffee shops are bad now, calling your mom a b*tch and other stuff.
Host: Kareem Rahma
Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo
Editor and Sound Producer: Dale Eisinger
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley
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1:05:57
"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
From their homes, Kareem and Hari also discuss how Florida is America's dick, Trump-style takes, the Dakotas don't have enough people, odd numbers, Kareem doesn't know state capitals, land acknowledgements, square shaped states, states that are mid, people wearing shoes inside is a colonial mindset, it's never too late for butt stuff, Al Cowlings, nondiscriminatory racists, Kareem going to tanning salons and other stuff.
Host: Kareem Rahma
Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo
Editor and Mixer: Dale Eisinger
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley
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1:07:41
SubwayTakes Uncut: The Nigel Sylvester Episode
"Queens is the KING of all Boroughs!" Kareem and Nigel continue on the train and talk about drifting his bike at 4yrs old in his grandmother's driveway, signing with the legend Dave Mirra, going viral on YouTube, how "selling out" isn't a thing, the Brooklyn Banks, riding his bike 40hrs a week, sending emails and doing zooms, Nigel's iconic subway platform jump photo, time lengths on therapy, Paris, his new Air Jordan collab, custom Rimowa cases for his bike, immigrant parents and other stuff.
Host: Kareem Rahma
Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo
Camera: Anthony DiMieri and Thomas Kasem Lim
Editor: Tyler Christie
Mixer: Dale Eisinger
Associate Producer: Ramy Shafi
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley
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33:04
SubwayTakes Uncut: The Cate Blanchett Episode
"Leaf blowers need to be eradicated from the face of the earth!!" Kareem and Cate continue on the train and talk about blowing v. sucking, Kareem's sunglasses as camouflage, Cate wearing white sneakers but still being a real fornicator, Feluccas, her new movie Black Bag, Kareem being the most famous mole man in NYC, Cate disliking dirty glasses, the Australian epidemic in NYC and other stuff.
Host: Kareem Rahma
Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo
Camera: Anthony DiMieri and Thomas Kasem Lim
Editor: Tyler Christie
Mixer: Dale Eisinger
Associate Producer: Ramy Shafi
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley
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