It’s been a while since we’ve had a guest, and once again, foreigners are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do. This week, a brainless robber couldn't’ see himself robbing a bank, but will see himself in jail. A scientist got called in to confirm a bear in a car was actually a man in a suit. A guy catches his bike thief by helping to fix his bike, which wouldn’t have been necessary if he didn’t have a shitty ass bike to begin with. Finally, AI is coming for your jobs, but we have to hire a bunch of people first so they can get you to buy the AI so that they can come for your jobs. Hopefully you’re coming for our how, so welcome back to The Hour.
--------
2:02:49
Episode 263 - Cool Ranch Computer Chips
Where did we come from, where did we go? It doesn’t matter, because we’re back! So, nothing much has happened, and the world isn’t going to shit in a handbasket. It’s not like we’ve got 15 pounds of shit in a 3 pound 1963 evening shit bucket. Anyway, this week, the people of London are going to use poo gas to try and heat London buildings. Intel doesn’t have enough money to give employees free coffee, but they’re going to do it anyway! North Korean soldiers have been mesmerized by two girls one cup. Finally, a woman was drinking and hoverrounding in a Walmart parking lot. The world is a mess, but welcome back to The Hour.
--------
1:47:43
Episode 262 - Ohio: A BoRics Type of Place
It was a cruel summer without any episodes of the pod, but we’re back! This week, scientists says old people are full of shit. A woman is allergic to herself. A creep at the border wants to see you breasticles before he lets you into America. Finally, an Italian burglar gets caught because he went on a reading side quest. What’s your phrase you use to mean a new episode of the Hour has posted? We just say, welcome back to The Hour Pod.
--------
1:16:14
Episode 261 - Raws
Hey, what's that blonde haired podcast called? This week, a shitty Republican pours water in her colleague's bag for a number of months, but she claims it's because she saw a bug on it. An ER had to close because it was too hot, but not in a "Dr. Ross Sexiest Man Alive" sort of way. An inmate wakes up to find some action in his pants, unfortunately that action was a rat giving birth. Finally, we take the Hour Time Machine out for a spin and find out about a criminal who farted his way from freedom. We've got a lot to catch up on, so welcome back to The Hour Pod.
--------
1:36:43
Epsiode 260 - Jesus Dick Cheese, A Holy Swiss
If there’s bear meat at the picnic, maybe skip it, but don’t skip this episode of The Hour! This week, there’s probably plastic in your balls, and your lady balls as well because we don’t discriminate. Some guy gave his family brain worms, which probably wasn’t a problem because we’re guessing they didn’t have much to eat. In Canada they’re just hitting moose willy nilly in the knuckles. A lady tries to steal the body of christ but the priest bites her, in a holy way. Finally, god’s influencer is dead, but has been before influencers were a thing, so was he really a hipster? We promise not to influence you, except perhaps to enjoy the pod, so welcomeback to The Hour Pod.
Colombia