Nick the Rat

🐀 Another week in the sewer, another episode of chaos. Doctors - why do they suck? PAX East - no Nick this year. AI - which to use for what. Lego - Nick wants Spock! Movies and TV - Moana, Harry Potter, Hail Mary and Val Kilmer. Iran War - ug.

Plus the segments you know and love:

🗺️ Dark Sewer Network News — AI will MILK YOU!

🦶 Bigfoot Assault — Bigfoot hates Apple updates!

🥋 Xindu — Mad at Mamdani

🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud:

1. Exklusiv — Devil's Smile

2. Bash Shell — Black Flowers

3. R3000 — I'm the Slob

4. Lulle — Campfire Stories

5. Josh Dirschka — Hearing Colours (Free Download)

6. Justin Allan Arnold — El Tarantino

7. BIGfoot BEATS — sky polka

8. Purrple Panther — Mining in a Cave

9. Sewolk — Secret Ending

Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still doesn't add up. TSA agents making $4 an hour. Netanyahu apparently "dead." And Nick goes full rant mode on DLSS 5 and why everyone around him is a luddite.

Also on deck: the hilariously unhinged Afroman trial, a Bigfoot assault story (yes, really), and DJI quietly sneaking into the American market under the name XTRA.

Jane Hanoi drops in with the Dark Sewer Network news segment, and everyone's favorite alien Xindu is back to talk holidays, beer, and boobs.

Music list

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1. jiglr – Access Denied

2. Purrple Panther – Ghost of Me

3. jeka_bird – chaos & liberty

4. Sir Lofi – Jazz Noir

5. Bash Shell – OpenYourEyes

6. Steven O'Brien – preface

7. BIGfoot BEATS – there not pretty (not neighborly)

8. Justin Allan Arnold – Replicants In The Rain

9. Josh Dirschka – 8000 AD (Free Download)

In this episode we dive deep into the CIA's declassified Gateway Project — exploring the science behind consciousness expansion and the binaural beats used in the program. Then, a special 60 Minutes breakdown covering the uncovered wave weapons believed to be behind Havana Syndrome and the mysterious neurological attacks on U.S. diplomats. Next, a wild Bigfoot assault segment you won't want to miss, followed by a fiery Xindu rant. We close out with a Dark Sewer Network News segment; a deep dive into Trump's UAP document release — what was revealed, what's still hidden, and what it means...milk. It's about milk.

Music list

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1. jiglr – NASTY! (Synthwave Version)

2. Mehul Choudhary – Transmission X

3. Exklusiv – Gangsters Life

4. DanKeid – Dummy

5. Gabrovan.NYhouse – The Sign (Club Master)

6. RV48 – Thank Goodness An Oildrum Fireplace

7. BIGfoot BEATS – Relax

8. Bash Shell – Neon Dust

9. Purrple Panther – Running Through My Mind

What if the chaos unfolding around us isn't random — but by design? We dive deep into Gnosticism and the concept of the Demiurge: the false creator god that ancient mystics warned us about, and why its fingerprints are all over the modern world falling apart in real time. Plus: vanishing jobs, milk conspiracies, Bigfoot attacks, quantum teleportation, computer security nightmares, sewer news, voicemails, and much more.

This episode is chock full of nuts. A must listen