Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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Candace Owens and Andrew Wilson debated Tyler Robinson's innocence in the Charlie Kirk incident during Patrick Bet-David's shoe commercial, Nick Fuentes accused Candace and Tucker of destroying the movement, and there are more stories of shape-shifters on this new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Also this week, we talk about having Owen Benjamin join us on Tin Foil Hat, Bryan Callen's tough take, the latest on Tom Segura's future, and loads more.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

The guys are still on break, but we recorded the first of what may be a new running segment where we follow the tier list fad and rank things. This week we talk about the conspiracies we think are most likely to be true. Welcome to Broken Sim Ranks Stuff #1!

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Owen Benjamin and Jay Dyer are at war. Candace Owens has revealed revelatory new Charlie Kirk texts, Lindsey Graham's final betrayal has been revealed, and Joe Rogan shares an insane story about a past guest. All that and more this week on Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard!

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Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey leads this week's show as Sam gives his surprising review. Plus the bizarre Chuck Schumer Senate incident, the possibility of Epstein prosecutions in New Mexico, and the Taco Bell salad diarrhea mystery.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard