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Gru is back, so is everyone else. There are some new faces and other entertain features. If you're a fan of the minions, you'll leave smiling.  Orignal Review: We find Gru no longer the villain but a father and has been acclimating to his new family life for a while. But as we know in life things change. He’s approached by the AVL (The Anti-Villain League) to help find a villain who has stolen a top-secret formula that turns any living thing into a monster of sorts. Along with the minions, He sets off with a reluctant new partner Lucy to find the culprit they believe is hiding out in one of the Paradise Mall stores. Gru now deals with a work life as well as now being a father which is fun to watch play out in pure funny Despicable me style. The spy stuff in the movie is fun as well with all the new gadgets and stuff. And seriously Agnes is the most adorable animated kid since Boo from Monsters Inc. We loved her in the first movie and you will surely love her more in this one as well. Besides Agnus, El Macho is just that Macho. His introduction alone was cool. Who is he again? Well watch the movie and find out. The crazy humor of the minions is much funnier than in the first installment and the humor is well placed as usual. The kids aren’t the only ones who will enjoy this movie. So, “welcome to the mall family!” What does that mean exactly? It’s a cute movie! So see it and all will be revealed. Notes: 147 dates later, 21 fartgun solute, 626-584-5723, Alec Medlock, All For One I Swear, and don’t dont go nuts with the sprinkles, and here’s heres a tip instead of tazing people and kidnapping them maybe you should just give them a call, And welcome to the mall family, andre robinson, anti villain league, april winchell, Are you going to marry Lucy, ava acres, AVL, Baby Blues, Bailey Gambertoglio, Bake my Day, Banco, because my house is made of candy and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems, believe my friend I to have spent many nights drowning my sorrows in guacamole, benjamin bratt, Bob the Minion, bruce-willis, Casey Simpson, Claira Nicole Titman, come on let’s finally put this horrible jelly to good use, curses foiled again these guys captured me, Dana Gaier, danny-mann, debi-derryberry, Despicable Me Chris Renaud, Doctor Nefario, Dr. Nefario, Eagle Hair Club, Eduardo’s secret recipe, El Bandido, El Macho, elsie-fisher, eva-bella, Fit To Be Bride, Floyd Eagleson, Game Over Arcade, Georgia Cook, Golem, good day Mr Sheepsbutt, Gruzinklebell, Gur’s back in the garme, Ha boobie, Happy Birthday Agnus, He died in the most macho way possible riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into the mouth of an active volcano, I choose Gru, I hope you can sleep at night you crusher of little girls dreams, I just did a boom boom, I know someone who’s husband just died, I mean I’m happy to create an evil army to destroy the world but nobody messes with my family, I promise this will transform you from ugly to irresistible, I really hate that chicken, I’d like to make some toast, I’m not scared of women or dates, It’s like she’s been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer, jack-angel, jan-rabson, jess-harnell, jim-ward, john-cygan, just because everybody hates it doesn’t mean it’s not good, katie-silverman, ken-jeong, Kevin the Minion, kristen-schaal, kristen-wiig, laraine-newman, Let’s try again but this time a little bit less like a zombie, Lisa’s got Gruddies, lori-alan, Lucy Wilde, Mason McNulty, may yama lama ding dong who cares, mickie-mcgowan, Miranda Cosgrove, Moises Arias, mona-marshall, Mums The Word Floral Shop, my dream one day is to play video games for a living, Nasim Pedrad, Nickolai Stoilov, oh and just between you and me you look much better bald, oh this aint’ a jelly gun sunshine, Paradise Mall, Paradise Theatre, physical fitness is very important to Shannon, pierre-coffin, PX Labs, PX-41, PX-41 Antidote, russell-brand, Salsa & Salsa Restaurant, She kisses my b...

Is Gru despicable or devoted? That's a deep question for a shallow man... Or is he? Orignal Review: Gru is despicable and a villain, at least in his mind. He’s been in the game a long time and hasn’t really made the impact he dreamt he would. And he’s been trying to gain his mother’s approval since he was a boy. And now with a new breed of villains on the horizon, younger and a bit better at it than Gru, he will have to do something that has never been done before to prove he is the best. With the help of his faithful little minions, he will...(pause for effect)…Steal The Moon! But he’s going to need some help. His idea is simple. Adopting three girls he could get into places he couldn’t before. Using them he will get what he’s always wanted, or will he? We see the relationship between him and the girls start to get in the way of the mission at hand. To be despicable or be good for the first time in his life? Will he able to stay the course and steal the moon and become the greatest supervillain of all time? Will he ever gain his mother’s approval? Well, find out for yourself. The comedic elements between Gru, the minion, and the girls are very fun to watch develop throughout. It has its heartfelt moments and is a fun overall experience you’ll most likely enjoy even if you’re not considered a kid. But kids will love it, that’s for sure. Notes: and bless us that while we sleep no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brain, and once the moon is mine the world will give me whatever I want to get it back and I will be the greatest villain of all time that’s what i’m talkin bout, and please bless someone will adopt us soon and the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn amen, anyone come to adopt us while we were out, are these beds made of bombs, Bank of Evil Formerly Lehman Brothers, chilax i’ll just get another loan from the bank they love me, curse you tiny toilet, do you have coconuties, do you really think this is an appropriate place for little kids cause uh it’s its not, don’t let her take us Mr Gru tell her you want to keep us, don’t worry the moon is as good as ours, Evolution of Exposives, first give me the moon then we’ll talk, freeze ray, girls I want you to meet Gru he’s a dentist, girls welcome back to the fortress of vectortude, goodbye recorded message, Great Pyramid of Giza, he is gonna kick your but, he punched my shark, how do you remove them is there a command nonstick spray crowbar, I bet their house is made of gummy bears, I don’t think he’s a dentist, I got the pyramid in my hands, I hate that guy, I have pins and needles I’m sitting on, I like him he’s nice but scary like Santa, I love everything about your plan except you, I said cookie robots not why are you so old, I see you’ve made a list of your personal achievements thank you for that, I was thinking heist is a Tuesday thing, I went to kindergarten I know how the alphabet works, I won’t even mention the Eiffel Tower also from vegas, I’ll stuff you all in the crust, in my eyes you always be one of the greats, it has been disintegrated by definition it cannot be fixed, it poked a hole in my juice box, It was your cousins idea, it’s a mathematical term quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude, it’s like my tooth that has a cavity that can only be filled with children, It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die, Just so you know you’re never going to be my dad, Knocked over, Kyle these are not treats they are guests, leaving everyone to wonder which one of the worlds villains is responsible for this heinous crime and where will he strike next, Let’s go destroy another game, life is full of disappointments for some people, Margo I will catch and I will never let you go again, Minions assemble, Miss Hatties Home for Girls, mom not cool, moon landing, msnbc, now go clean something of mine, now you’ll think twice before you freeze someone’s head, Oh poop, Okay you got me the dentist thing is...

Heartbreak and the challenges that brings are at the forefront of this story... it's not as simple as that though.  Blurb: It is a heartbreaking tale of family and forgiveness. Be careful though, that may not mean what you think it might. Stories like this, especially those that are based in a holiday setting are mean to pull at the heart strings. Though the story told is easy to follow, it's the music that makes the whole story worthwhile. What does that mean? Listen along and find out. (No spoilers, ever) If you or a loved one are struggling with Suicidal thoughts or know someone who is... Please call 988 Notes: Granbury TX, jack Gilmore, Kevin Sorbo, Shane Sorbo, never give up on a dream, Mary Gilmore, Bobby Gilmore, Granbury fire department, Jim jarratt, Ruth Smith and eliseo drive, Luke Gilmore, Kent powers, Jimmy powers, decker gym, blue lion ranch, Texas ar8 0745, I am pretty drinking pretty drunk, Hood county courthouse, there are no gods here, old cardinal road, Jerry east, wlnp, Krissy adams, CJ, in memory of William Winslow McAdams,  Sarah Reeves,   

The story that started it all Blurb: Long before there were Autobots and Decepticons, there were primes and workers. Some of the ones that were the lowest on the rankings were some of the ones with the biggest dreams. When they do something that goes against everything they know... will find themselves in a conundrum. Stay with what's comfortable or change everything... I'll let you guess what happened from there.  Notes: Primus, cybertron, matrix of leadership,  energon, Orion pax, d-16, sentinel prime,  megatronus prime, metal to the pedal,  elita 1, tunnel of death,  darkwing, iacon city,  iacon 5000, don't be a glitch,  thunderglide, behemoth, quintessons, blowout, clampdown, silverbolt, high beam,  deadend, slingshot,  override,  double clutch,  meanstreak, cliff jumper, motormouth, powerglide, jetstorm, roadrocket, afterburner,   blurr, fireflight, cordon, chromia, tailwind, strafe, skyfire, swindle, tailgate, lightspeed, spinoff, greasepit, dr ratchet,  airachnid, b-127, badassatron, ep-508, a a tron, Steve, alpha Trion, zeta prime, holy Primus, quintesson war, elita, quintesson ship, cave with teeth,  megatronus prime, what defines a transformer is not the cog in his chest but the spark that resides in their core,  prima onyx alchemist micronus, iacon city,  starscream, Shockwave, Soundwave, high guard,  the truth is what I make it,  knife hands, freedom and autonomy are the rights of all sentient beings,  optimus prime, commander elita,Bonus scene in creditsBonus scene after creditsOrigin of autobots and decepticons