Thumb War

Rachel tried pottery this week. It was peaceful, meditative, and lasted right up until someone told her to “enter the clay.”

Elsewhere on the Patreon: Henry Cavill loses his hot-guy privileges, Hazel gets 50 hugs, and Jason makes the Air Bud argument for shitting yourself at HYROX: show me where it says you can’t.

We finish with a timed word game.

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Rachel left Wild Horse Nine ready to hand John Malkovich an Oscar. Jason left ready to file a complaint about the sound of a gunshot.

Our spoiler review of Martin McDonagh’s CIA dark comedy is up. We get into Malkovich, Sam Rockwell, Easter Island, and whether a trailer can tell you the same joke so many times it becomes a personal grievance.

Two thumbs up. One of those thumbs would like to read a prepared statement.

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️ FULL SPOILERS for La Bola Negra, including the ending.

La Bola Negra (The Black Ball) gave us three timelines, a heartbreaking story.

Jason and Rachel review La Bola Negra, the Spanish drama from Los Javis—Javier Calvo and Javier Ambrossi—exploring queer identity, repression, family secrets, and the freedom to live openly. We unpack its interconnected stories, Federico García Lorca’s role, and an ending that had Rachel attempting to carry her tears out of the theater.

We discuss the performances, including Penélope Cruz and Glenn Close, the film’s striking visual styles, its awards potential, and whether appreciating serious cinema requires understanding why the snow is talking.

Plus: how long is too long for a standing ovation? Because we liked the movie, but we also have somewhere to be.

Two thumbs up. Some symbolism went over our heads. The feelings did not.

What did you think of La Bola Negra? Which storyline stayed with you?

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Somehow, Palpatine returned. Somehow, we watched this again.

Our Star Wars rewatch reaches The Rise of Skywalker—and even our resident defender of a galaxy far, far away is having trouble keeping the peace. Jason, Rachel, and returning guest Jeshua review Star Wars: Episode IX, debate the sequel trilogy’s ending, and finish by ranking all 12 Star Wars movies from worst to best.

We tackle Palpatine’s return, Rey’s parentage, Kylo Ren’s redemption, Finn’s wasted potential, and a Sith dagger apparently designed by the Goonies. There’s also plenty to love: spectacular visuals, the Death Star lightsaber duel, and Adam Driver doing his absolute best in a galaxy held together with exposition.

Did J.J. Abrams deliver a satisfying ending to the Skywalker saga—or spend an entire movie arguing with The Last Jedi? And can Ash defend Episode IX without inventing a better movie halfway through?

Then comes our final Star Wars movie ranking. The Last Jedi’s placement should ensure a calm, respectful comments section.

Where does Episode IX land on YOUR Star Wars ranking? Tell us your best and worst movies below.

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Getting swallowed by a sperm whale is bad. Having to work through your daddy issues while you’re in there? Bit much.

We review Whalefall, Brian Duffield’s survival thriller starring Austin Abrams and Josh Brolin, based on the novel by Daniel Kraus. What looks like an underwater nightmare turns out to be an emotional story about grief, father-son relationships, and the least convenient place to have a breakthrough.

Jason and Rachel break down the claustrophobic whale scenes, the giant squid encounter, the gruesome body horror, and Whalefall’s ending. Austin Abrams fights to survive. Josh Brolin brings the emotional baggage. Rachel cries enough to slightly raise sea levels.

But does the survival story hold together—and how much questionable whale anatomy are we willing to forgive?

What did you think of Whalefall?

Moving survival thriller, deep-sea nightmare, or a very expensive argument for staying on land?

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